Billy Connolly Funny Quotes
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| The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly |
| Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit - Billy Connolly |
| I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days. - Billy Connolly |
| Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? - Billy Connolly |
| I'm much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: "Hey I know you! You're That Guy - Billy Connolly |
| So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? - Billy Connolly |
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